Monday

They only come out when I’m drunk. Well, if I’m honest, I make it a point to get good and sloshed every Christmas. Makes things easier. I always get lonely this time of the week - all the happy families eating their frosted cookies and putting up their happy little decorations and distributing their meaningful presents and singing bloody ( Read more... )

It started with a parched throat and a rubber snorkel.

The sun had been gone for a month or more, run out of town by February. She had always hated that her birthday was buried in winter, but this year was even worse than the others past - flurries starting at the end of September, temperatures dipping well below zero by Halloween, ten snow ( Read more... )

Ok, so first off--I HAVE A SHINY NEW LAYOUT. It's so pretty, guys, seriously. Took me forever to figure out how to use, but thanks to
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